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How To Clear Your Holiday Party! Celebrate Awful Celluloid! Unspool “The Godfather Of Grime!”

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Some advance planning could help you end a LONG holiday party in a hurry…just put one of these films on…

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Home For The Holidays!

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OK, I get it, you’ve celebrated the holidays – relatives visiting, with wonderful meals, gifts and conversation…day after day after day – and now you just need to be alone. But guess what?

THE RELATIVES JUST WON’T LEAVE!

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Sure, this Jimmy Kimmel party LOOKS fun, but even these partygoers left at some point! I know there are traditions and all, but you can’t just keep entertaining…enough is enough! It won’t work if you put on a classic holiday film like this:

a christmas story

Who would leave before finding out if he was going to “shoot your eye out with that thing?” But what if, instead of “A Christmas Story”, you decided to screen THIS MOVIE:

The Ghastly Ones

How fast do you think this film would clear the room? I’ve got just what you need to send the relatives back to Fresno where they belong? What’s my secret?

scum of the earth

Well, it all…

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