Halloween 2014 is underway with amazingly distasteful Halloween horror classics! Yes, Halloween is a season for every kind of movie that is so so wrong – and yet at this time of year is so so right!
“The Sequel You Did Nazi Coming!”
Yes, you read that right! Now, DO NOT CLICK AWAY. You need to read about some of the craziest movies being made today – the raucous blend of zombies and Nazis! I’ve got a sequel to a movie you may not even know exists! And it’s just the tip of the “zombie movie madness” I have for you!
First: did you happen to see this classic film?
“Dead Snow”! Nazi Zombies, Of Course!
Leave it to the Norwegians to corner the market in wacky “nazi zombie” movies! You get the idea here: Nazis were never wiped out in WW2, they were just frozen solid – and once they thawed out, they were ravenous zombies! That’s “Dead Snow” in a nutshell! This movie has a great cult following, helped by a great blu-ray release:
There have been a number of comic zombie movies, such as the classic “Shaun Of The Dead” – it is tough to pull off, but when it works, it works! The success of the “Dead Snow” comic zombie gorefest has led to, you guessed it – THIS!
Read this inspired plot summary by the brilliant minds at IMDB:
“If the worst day of your life consisted of accidentally killing your girlfriend with an axe, chain-sawing your own arm off, and watching in horror as your closest friends were devoured by a zombified Nazi battalion, you’d have to assume that things couldn’t get much worse. In Martin’s case, that was only the beginning!”
Check out the trailer:
Don’t you love this Norwegian movie poster? And listen, Nazis were horrible human beings, but now, they are just disgusting zombies! As you can see, “Dead Snow 2″ is a campy gorefest, with severed arms, frozen zombies, repulsive Nazis and more!
Movies like this DO NOT APOLOGIZE: they are over-the-top, embracing their bad taste – and they are the perfect entertainment to have on in the background at your next party – or better yet, you can watch it in the privacy of your own twisted home!
I know what you are thinking:
“it is really a shame that there aren’t more bad taste zombie movies for me to enjoy…”
Well, we all know that’s not true, right?
Here are more Zombie movies for you – beginning with MORE NAZIS!
“Iron Sky” Indeed!
Did you know that after WW2, a few Nazis managed to get onboard a spaceship and head to the dark side of the moon?
OK, even I admit that this movie poster is in the worst possible taste…but if you are buying the plot at all, then you just have to go with it!
And of course, if you didn’t read my original post, there is the link to the “Citizen Kane” of Nazi Zombie movies, “Iron Sky!”
From “Nazis” To “Toilets!”
And if your taste for Zombies runs a bit more “EXOTIC”, then there is this cinematic gem to share with you!
“Zombie Ass: Toilet Of The Dead!”
You read that right: it’s a toilet that is actually a Zombie, so when you sit down…well, you get the idea, but just in case you don’t:
If you want to know more about this classic asian horror film, then you can click on my story here:
http://johnrieber.com/2012/11/06/zombie-ass-yes-japans-wacky-cinema-is-calling-what-the/
Trust me when I say there are few films more delightfully twisted than that one…well, maybe I spoke to soon…how about some “singing zombies?”
Yes, Asian film master Takeshi Miike made a zombie musical! You can read all about this twisted treasure by clicking here….
I cannot recommend this movie enough!
And don’t forget, there is plenty of Zombie madness – with plenty of Nazis – waiting for you! Enjoy!
